Good, Clean Jokes
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- What animal could Noah not trust?
- The cheetah.
- What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?
- Flood lights.
- What Bible character may have only been a foot tall?
- Nicodemas ... he was a ruler.
- Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
- Noah was sitting on the deck.
- How do we know Abraham was smart?
- He knew a Lot.
- What was the name of Isaiah's horse?
- Isme. He often said "Whoa, Isme!"
- Was Noah the first one out of the ark?
- No. He came fourth out of the ark.
- What kind of car did the disciples drive?
- A Honda because they were all in one Accord.
- Which Israelite leader had no parents?
- Joshua. He was the son of Nun.
- What time of day was Adam created?
- Just before Eve
