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Water balloons work really well if your aim is good, and if you catch her by surprise, you might get a little way down the street before she clobbers you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"How can a nine-year-old get a girl?<\/p>\n\t
Water balloons work really well if your aim is good, and if you catch her by surprise, you might get a little way down the street before she clobbers you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Question: How can a nine-year-old get a girl? 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