{"id":4163,"date":"2007-04-30T20:17:08","date_gmt":"2007-05-01T01:17:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lavistachurchofchrist.org\/cms\/?p=4163"},"modified":"2019-04-30T20:27:48","modified_gmt":"2019-05-01T01:27:48","slug":"good-clean-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lavistachurchofchrist.org\/cms\/good-clean-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Good, Clean Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Put your mouse over the question to see its answer. Printing this page will include the answers along with the questions.<\/p>\n    \t<ul>\n  \t  \t<li>What animal could Noah not trust?<\/li>\n      \t<li>The cheetah.<\/li>\n      \t<\/ul>\n        <ul>\n\t  \t<li>What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?<\/li>\n        <li>Flood lights.<\/li>\n        <\/ul>\n        <ul>\n  \t  \t<li>What Bible character may have only been a foot tall?<\/li>\n        <li>Nicodemas &#8230; he was a ruler.<\/li>\n        <\/ul>\n        <ul>\n        <li>Why couldn&#8217;t they play cards on the ark?<\/li>\n        <li>Noah was sitting on the deck.<\/li>\n        <\/ul>\n        <ul>\n        <li>How do we know Abraham was smart?<\/li>\n        <li>He knew a Lot.<\/li>\n        <\/ul>\n        <ul>\n        <li>What was the name of Isaiah&#8217;s horse?<\/li>\n        <li>Isme. He often said &#8220;Whoa, Isme!&#8221;<\/li>\n        <\/ul>\n        <ul>\n  \t  \t<li>Was Noah the first one out of the ark?<\/li>\n        <li>No. He came fourth out of the ark.<\/li>\n        <\/ul>\n        <ul>\n  \t  \t<li>What kind of car did the disciples drive?<\/li>\n        <li>A Honda because they were all in one Accord.<\/li>\n        <\/ul>\n        <ul>\n  \t  \t<li>Which Israelite leader had no parents?<\/li>\n        <li>Joshua. He was the son of Nun.<\/li>\n        <\/ul>\n        <ul>\n  \t  \t<li>What time of day was Adam created?<\/li>\n        <li>Just before Eve<\/li>\n        <\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Put your mouse over the question to see its answer. Printing this page will include the answers along with the questions. What animal could Noah not trust? The cheetah. What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark? Flood lights. What Bible character may have only been a foot tall? Nicodemas &#8230; he was&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[27],"tags":[706,707],"class_list":["post-4163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-article","tag-humor","tag-jokes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":31250,"url":"https:\/\/www.lavistachurchofchrist.org\/cms\/how-long-did-noah-build-the-ark-before-his-sons-were-born\/","url_meta":{"origin":4163,"position":0},"title":"How long did Noah build the ark before his sons were born?","author":"Jeffrey Hamilton","date":"January 8, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Question: How long did Noah build the ark before his sons were born? 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Hamilton I.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Most are familiar with the story of Noah, the great flood, and the ark Noah had to build \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0A.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0However, Noah was also a preacher of righteousness - II Peter 2:5 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0B.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0The world Noah lived in was a moral cesspool. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a01.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Some scholars estimate that the world\u2019s population\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Audio&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Audio","link":"https:\/\/www.lavistachurchofchrist.org\/cms\/category\/audio\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":49002,"url":"https:\/\/www.lavistachurchofchrist.org\/cms\/saved-through-water\/","url_meta":{"origin":4163,"position":4},"title":"Saved Through Water","author":"Jeffrey Hamilton","date":"June 29, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"by Matthew W. 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